hindi states..nasa cebu ako..

interesting small talks....

warning: rated r ung isa, LOL


mani vendor: mani mani bagong luto...
after 10 minutes
mani vendor: *nag-abot ng mani ke kunduktor*
konduktor: *umayaw*
driver: di ka kumakain ng mani?
konduktor: hindi e...pag bagong hugas lang

welkam to the pilipins!! LOL



sa internet shop....

me: pa-internet...
lalaki: sige dun, sa number 5....bakit ngayon lang kita nakita ulit?
me: ah..eh...na-assign ako sa cebu ng matagal....
lalaki: ah.... kaya pala tagal kitang hindi nakita dito....





habang tumatawag ng magtataho....

me: manong! manong!
manong: *lumapit*
me: mainit pa ba pu yang taho?
manong: di na e. kanina pa kasi yang umaga (11 na kasi nun)
me: ay sadness...cge pabili sampung piso..extra arnibal pu ulit ha..
manong: ma'am ang tagal kitang hindi nakita ah..nag-abroad ka ba?
me: ay hindi pu, na-assign ako sa cebu..manong extra sago na rin..




sa bpi...

guard: *habang binubuksan ang pinto* ma'am. artista daw po kayo?
me: ha? may artista bang nagji-jeep?



habang nakaupo sa tapat ng sari-sari store ng kaibigan

tita (nanay ng friend ko): si marlin ba yan?
friend ko: opo si marlin
tita (nanay ng friend ko): parang bumata ka ah
friend ko: nasa ibang timezone kasi sya

mwehehe.... ang totoo madilim kasi nung nakita ako ni tita.....



sa lugawan....

me: kuya, kalahating lugaw na may itlog..kalahating binagoongan at kalahating kanin at isang pop cola.....magkano lahat?

yes, onli in da pilipins




sa palengke...

me: ate kalahating baboy
tindera: pang-ano?
me: pang-gisa
tindera: ang tagal mong nawala ah. nag-abroad ka ba?
me: ay hindi pu. na-assign ako ng matagal sa cebu...magkano kalahating kilo sa pitso ng manok?

pinangatawanan ko na ung cebu para consistent......wehehe...

notice the building at the backdrop? yep, SEC.....

i've been trying to reach my ex-partners and doing follow-ups and asking them very politely if they could please send me my copy of the corporate agreement.......... i've been trying to reach them for 5 months now but to no avail........ by the way, just a backgrounder, i'm one of the board of directors of travel factor...... ...well, i used to until they decided to let me go......... which i have now accepted.............. what i can't accept is how they treat me after............

so anyway, i want to give them the benefit of the doubt that they're just busy, that they didn't see my email....that they haven't read my ym messages......... that my email went to their spam folder but i guess 5 months is too much.......... i don't need a novel-like email...... even a simple "ayeen, we're still working on it" or "ayeen, we're still busy" would do...... but to ignore me flat out, that's just mean and rude.............. and to think i haven't done anything wrong to them (as some of you already know, it's the other way around)............

so lil sacheen and i decided to hop on a bus (ortigas ilalim) equipped w/ pamaypay and C2 and went to securities and exchange commission (sec) to request for authenticated copies of all of travel factor's legal documents..................

i've been reading all the documents (by laws, business registration, etc) and i found out that a board of director has more power over the president........... approving compensation is one of them....... and that there's what we call a voting process if there's a need to change the board of director or if his/her term is done......... maybe they did the voting but w/o informing me.........oh well...... what's done is done.......

sorry if this would sound offending to those close to my ex-partners but something fishy is really going on....... i guess that's the reason why they don't want to give me a copy of our corporation's legal documents........ why else would they keep that document from me? but maybe i'm wrong....... i still want to give them the benefit of the doubt........ i'll wait for what they have to say.......

i want to put this to rest, really....... but i just hate it when i'm trying to be civil and trying to be nice to them but they just ignore me............. forgive me, but that does pisses me off............ it's not like i have contacted all their clients and bad mouth them.......... it's not like i asked my friends to boycott them............. i didn't even try to sue them (although i am really tempted)....... the only ugly thing i did to them is that i left for U.S. and that i practiced my freedom of speech..............oh, and yeah........ don't get me started about the liquidation stuff............ let's just say i have asked for update (they don't have to give it to me right away, i just want to be included in the loop about what's going on w/ the liquidation process) but still not a single word...........


i am not writing this to get "kakampi"..............i'm just venting and blogging is my form of therapy.................... and again, like i said before, what i write and don't write isn't anybody's business.................you have to understand that this is MY journal................ and i don't want to force my thoughts and opinions on anyone and you are free to bolt out and click the "x" button at the upper right section of your screen anytime if you don't like what you see...............

oh, and this ISN'T public.... all my blogs are just for my contacts...


p.s.
i did ask them if we could meet (i think that's 2-3 days ago, before i went to sec)..... and guess what? yep, no reply......

on digital perm and being a non-comformist...

i remember one of my friends who teased me that i'm a non-comformist........ well that's not really true but i do tend to sometimes..... i don't want to get what everyone else is getting...... i don't want to do what everyone else is doing..... like:

- every IT person i know goes to singapore and while i do have a very few job offers i still don't want to grab that opportunity.......

- i don't want to jump on the iphone band wagon .......... im waitng for palm's iphone killer (palm pre).......i was even thinking of getting google's gmobile but decided not to.....

and the latest? drum roll please, LOL

i was thinking of getting a 2nd semi rebond (had one on 2005) but after much deliberation and after seeing that most people is sporting a straight hair i decided i'll go for the digital perm instead...... AND I LOVE MY NEW HAIR!!

thanks tony & jackey salon (it's a korean salon).......

pictures soon..


p.s.
yeah, when something is bothering me and i
need distractions my hair is usually the victim
ergo the new hairstyle i have now, lol....
and ofcourse i did a lot of shopping too...... that's my
ultimate therapy....

p.p.s
special shout out to marie,
she introduced me to digital
perm.....me so love her hair!

all is fair in love and war?

cuz: ate when they say "all is fair in love and war" what does that mean?

me: it means nothing is out of bounds... and there are no rules or restrictions in these two endevours.....

cuz: hmm. i can't decide if that's a good thing or not...

me: *lol* neither do i..

on mayonnaise sa buhok at cuticle remover sa talampakan....

gusto mo ng mapulang paa?

Once may nakita akong girl, nakasandals, ang cute cute cute ng paa nya. Yung mapula ba yung sakong. Eh di 'may i' inggit to the max menthol candy naman ako (singit lang yung menthol candy ha). Gusto ko ganun din paa ko. Eh di 'may i' chika to my friend ako dun sa nakita ko. Sabi ko gusto ko rin ng ganung paa. Sabi nya sa kin "hello??!!, maputi ka ba? kaya naging ganun paa nun kasi maputi sya". Impaktang yun! Na-hurt ako dun ah. Buti na lang friendliship ko sya, kaya kahit gusto ko na syang sabunutan eh, wala, dedma na lang.

Eh kaso after ilang araw may nakita na naman akong girlash na cuty rin ang paa. naka-kikay sya ng shoes. Siyet! gusto ko ganung paa. Eh di, inggitation na naman ako.

Pag-uwi ko ng bahay hinagilap ko cuticle remover sa bahay, at nag 'may i' paint ako jan ng paa. Hoy! ilalim lang ng paa ko noh! Ano ba tawag dun? sole? Basta ayun. Nung una ang pula nya sobra. Parang nakaapak ako ng dugo ng manok sa palengke. In short, swangit!. Binanlawan ko na lang, tapos nilagyan ko yung iba pang puting part ng paa ko (yung sa gilid-gilid ng paa natin na part pa rin ng sole). Mga ilang araw ko rin ginawa yun para ma-master ko kung saan yung dapat meydo pink alin ang hindi. Ayun!

So one day, "may i' suot ako nung sandals ko jan. Tapos ni-flaunt ko ang aking cutie na faa (paa). O di ba. Kaso halos mamatay sa tawa yung friendliship ko nung malaman nya kung pano ko pininturahan yung faa ko. Paki ko! If i know, inggit lang sya. LOL

Pero kala mo dun na titigil ang aking ka-abnormalan? Di pa noh! Eto ang aking- tandadan!

healthier shinnier hair? time for lady's choice mayonnaise!

Sabi nila maganda raw conditioner yung mayonnaise sa buhok. Eh ako naman, basta ka-artehan sa buhay nangunguna ako jan. Symepre nag-try din ako. Bumili ako ng lady's choice mayonnaise. Ayoko ng best food, di masarap yun eh (as if naman!). Tapos ginawa ko na syang shampoo. Niloloko nga ako ng mga pinsan ko na kulang nalang daw sa kin monay o pandesal. After mga ilang minutes binanlawan ko na sya. Sunday nun eh, magsisimba kami ng mga pinsan ko. Pagkatapos kong maligo (at magbanlaw ng buhok ng pagkadaming beses) eh di bihis na agad ako (kundi mumurahin ako ng mga pinsan ko kung matagal na naman ako). Kaso pagdating sa simbahan.. Mega! Amoy macaroni salad na ako! Kulang na lang pickles. Ang hirap pala banlawin nun, sobra. Eh sus! gumanda nga ang buhok ko, ang mga ka-fafa-han naman lumalayo sa asim ko. Simula nun kinalimutan ko na ang paggamit ng mayonnaise. Isa na sya sa mga masama kong panaginip. Haha.

Ano pa inii-scroll mo? Tapos na noh.

 

a repost from my old secret xanga site... hehe

what the heck is a conundrum..

person 1: i'm facing a conundrum
person 2: huh? here you are using words i can't even spell again..
person 1: lol, you're a local..im using your language....anyway, i need to decide and i only have two options but don't know which to choose because either would make me miserable
person 2: choose the lesser evil
person 1: both are equally evil


i just thought i'd share that........  i was looking at dictiorary.com and other "definitions" sites and they all give me the same definitions:

- a very hard puzzle
- a riddle
- a riddle in which a fanciful question is answered by a pun.
- the conundrum is trying to reconcile contrasting or different things that are in some ways mutually exclusive.

the last one above is close but this is the best practical situational definition i found:

no matter what option you take you are in for trouble.